So I haven't been around, mostly because everytime I feel like posting something I'm in photography and the computers in there have blocked personal blogs, even though you can straight up search for x-rated content.
Anyways, I felt inspired by the environmental episode of 30 Rock where Al Gore said you can recycle your jokes. So this is a joke my friend and I keep recycling.
Using "...without the merit."
Me: what even is tumbling?
Her: it's like gymnastics but without the merit.
Me: Ipads are basically netbooks but without the merit, and by merit I mean a keyboard.
Her: she's basically Hannah Montana but without any merit.
Me: the badminton team doesn't even cut people, it's a sport without the merit.
Me: we go to a public school, so we have no merit.
Her: I want to be a Pussycat Doll, but not sing so without the merit.
Me: so you want to be a stripper?
Her: my surprise party had no merit!
Me: yeah we definately didn't commit to anything.
Me: Southeast Asians are just Chinese people but without the merit.
Me: Oh god I hate ukeleles, they are guitars but without the merit.
There, I hope you start using the term too.
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