Most Politically Incorrect Statement of the Day

So my friend Isabelle and I were watching PETA videos online. we watched the one on fur. Theres a scene where this guy takes a raccoon by its tail and bangs it against the floor. It made me start laughing. I'm a horrible person. Then my friend said, "I'm gonna reconsider buying those leather Lacoste shoes now." That statement made me feel better about myself.

Bitchy Statement of the Day

So the UOP neighbors were having a massive partay until four in the morning last night. Sam couldn't sleep because of it. So this girl walks outside from the party and starts crying. Sam hears her crying from her room. She opens the window and yells, "Shut the Fuck Up noone cares about you, Go cry inside." the response given was more bawling.

Pick Up Line of the Day

Christina was wearing a dress with spandex under while skateboarding to Kevin's class. Her dress kept blowing up revealing her butt, which then resulted in a twelve year old telling Christina, "Dang you got a nice ass."

i have no picture for this so, yeah.

Past Statements of the Day: One Huge List

Peed in your pants!
1. We were outside doing one of our BBQ's. David was hanging on Anthony and sitting on his neck. About five minutes later I noticed that David's pants were wet. I asked him "David, did you pee on your pants?" He had that look on his face, you know that guilty look. Everyone started laughing and pointing at Anthony. It took him about 5 minutes to realize what David had just done to him. Disgusted, he dashed inside to take a shower.

Tart brings out the inner fatty.
2. During Thanksgiving, my mom had bought this bomb tart to eat after our lunch. Being the fatties that we are, we ate the whole thing. It all started after we had our huge turkey filled lunch. We were all stuffed and full sitting in the circle at one end of the counter. On the other side was a quarter of the tart. At some point during the conversation, Brian turns to me and asked me, "Hey Sam, go get that last piece of tart and a spoon." I was full and I knew that everyone else ate a lot. I refused but ultimately gave in because for some reason no one ever denies Brian. We all started eating it with some spoons and kept talking. About 5 bites in it got really quiet. I think everyone realized that there was only two bites left. I could see the primal fatty look in everyone's eyes. We all at the same time lunged for the two pieces of tart and then continued to fight each other for it before Anthony and Christina (the ultimate fatties) chomped them down.

Statement of the Day that is the Biggest Fail

Samantha screaming at ten in the morning, "Why won't UC Davis accept my credit card!"

Later that day she got an email saying that her credit card was charged six times for the same thing. Samantha may have some problems.

Statement of a Past Day I Like to Talk About

One day i found a biscuit in my bed. I then barged into my sister's room yelling, "Why is there a biscuit in my bed?"

Apparently my baby cousin eats in my bed.

Fatty Statement of the Day

"Move! I have to fry 10 quails for Kevin!!!" - Ming Lee

Imagine Kevin eating 10 of that quail to the left. He just finished off a whole species of birds.

First Statement of the Day

Yesterday, pus starting coming out of my ear. I went to Doctor S the next day and the first thing he said when he checked my ear was, "UGH... Oh, man... that's bad."
- Anthony So

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